Look what I found on social media...
Can it be?
No, really, what, already?
Have a butchers at this little lot (Apologies for going all Danny Dyer!)
Blimey, geezer, feast your pork pies on these!
Yes, folks, it's pre-season and the first two ESL fixtures of 25/26...

Pre-Season

The first two

Would you Adam 'n' Eve it?