No, HSFC have not made a new signing (would have been fun though!).

For one night, and one night only, HSFC & Purple Sector Events are proud to present, Donna & The Dynamos...
no, no, no it's a special evening at Hullbridge Spots FC with Carlton Cole, probably, along with Joe & Nat King and Old King, one of the best Cole's to pull on a West Ham first team shirt (OK, I lied about the last two, they never actually made the first team!).

It's another excellent Purple Sector Events evening, so get your tickets and everyone's a winner, everyone makes some money and you get entertained by Coley, and we all get to sing the Spandau Ballet song (yes, you know the one!).
Ticket details below -